wedding photography jokes

August 13, 2011 10:23 pm | Uncategorized

wedding photography jokes
What’s the best professional cam I can get for $100?

I have absolutely no knowledge of cameras or photography, but my mothers third marraige is next week, and since getting married to the love of your life is a once in a lifetime occurence, she wants me to photograph the wedding for her. She can’t afford a professional photographer because she pays too much in child support to her first two husbands.

Also, what settings should I set the camera to? I want to take PERFECT pictures? It’s not that hard is it?

(If you’re hoping the above question is a joke, don’t worry, it is. I just get so frustrated with the arrogance and stupidity of some of the questions on here, and have to vent occasionally).

Digital photography has turned everyone into professional wedding photographers. All you need is a digital camera and you can take shots othes pay thousands for. You should buy the camera I use. It’s pink and cute and has millions of pixies!
It’s the pixies that magically pose your subjects and take the picture at just the right moment.

Confetti Cannon Gone Wrong


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